Real “Guy Problems” You know Exactly how it feels to deal with

Guy Problems – Struggles only guys understand

The struggle is real. So, here’s a list of some of the things that guys go through:

Guy Problems

Not all hot girls look like models; some look like models.

You’re sitting in a bar, nursing a drink, and staring at the hot girl across from you. She’s got long hair and is wearing tight denim jeans with a flowing top that makes her look like she just stepped out of Vogue magazine.

You think to yourself: “Wow, she’s beautiful! I wonder what her face looks like…?”

If you’re anything like me, this is probably how most guys feel when they see a hot girl for the first time—like their minds are scrambling around trying to figure out if this person has model genes running through them or not (and why).

‘Your beauty’ is the response you get when you compliment a girl.

You have to be careful with compliments. If you’re not handsome or beautiful, then when you tell a girl that she’s gorgeous, she’ll respond in one of two ways:

  • She’ll say thank you and walk away feeling like an idiot.
  •  She’ll yell at you and ask why the hell I think I’m special enough to get all those attention from other men when we both know there’s nothing special about me (because I’m ugly).

You’re always expected to be the ‘Sancho Panza’ of the gang.

You’re expected to be the ‘Sancho Panza’ of the gang.

This means that you are always the butt of all jokes and will never get any respect from your peers. You can’t make fun of anyone because they’ll blame you for making them look bad in front of everyone else! It’s like being an adult with a child’s sense of humor: no matter how hard you try, nothing ever seems funny anymore because everyone has already seen what happened before their eyes and knows how things went down (and why).

A big stomach is your trademark.

You’ve probably heard the adage that it takes a village to raise a child. The same can be said for your stomach: if you want to look good and feel good, you need the help of an entire community.

  • Eat well. Your body needs energy from food—and lots of it!
  •  Exercise regularly (it doesn’t have to be anything fancy). A moderate amount of exercise is best for overall health and fitness; however, there are plenty of ways to get moving without breaking into a sweat: walking around town, taking public transportation instead of driving, or even taking up yoga classes at home or the gym will work wonders on your body’s appearance! Plus, most people like seeing fit individuals in their social circles anyway…

People like to party at your place because you have the most comfortable couch ever.

People like to party at your place because you have the most comfortable couch ever. But they also know that if they are there long enough, they’ll want to sleep on it and start counting the days until they can return home to have their comfy place again.

The best part about this is that it allows us to sleep in our beds with no one else around us—which means we get all the benefits of having a good night’s rest while everyone else is sleeping off hangovers or fighting over who gets the last pick at whatever was left out on the table during dinner last night (or whatever other event took place).

Guys with girlfriends have better lives than single guys.

If you’re a guy who has a girlfriend, life is good. You get to spend time with someone you love and don’t have to worry about being single anymore. You can go out with your friends and not worry about finding a date. And if there’s one thing all good relationships have in common, the sex will happen when it happens—no matter what time of day or night!

That said: even though guys with girlfriends have better lives than single guys (who are more likely to live on the streets), they still struggle sometimes, just like everyone else.

After marriage, your friends take a back seat in life, but they can still watch it from the front.

After marriage, your friends take a back seat in life, but they can still watch it from the front.

The importance of having friends has been lost on modern men. They need to understand the power of having a network of people who will support and lift you when you’re down. This is why we need to teach our sons how important it is for them to have close relationships with their friends: their wives’ friends, their children’s teachers—anyone who may come into contact with them as they grow up!

You’re always the first in line to watch a horror movie in a cinema.

You are the first in line to watch a horror movie in a cinema.

You’re not afraid of horror movies, and you love watching them. You like to scare people by showing them the worst things possible before they get their tickets, but it makes sense—you are a guy!

Chicks are always right!

The best way to understand what a chick is is by seeing how she thinks. Chicks are like little girls: they always want what they want, and when they get it, they don’t give any credit to anyone else for helping them out.

They think everything in life should be easy, no matter how hard it seems! So if you’re struggling with something or your day has been challenging, remember that chicks are right about all this stuff too! Chicks are always right about everything in life!

They always say, ‘We want to watch a chick flick this time.’ But when you pick one up, they think it’s boring and go for another one and then another one.

Why do women always want to watch a chick flick?

Women think they are boring, so they go for another and then another. They always want to watch the same movie genre twice a row, but you guys are okay with doing it repeatedly. Do you know what’s funny? I’ve got two words for you: “The Princess Bride.” It’s one of my favorite movies ever! You should all watch it sometime soon if you haven’t already done so—it will make everything better between us (sorry).

Even if we didn’t understand this before, we do now!

You’ve heard it before, but I’ll repeat it: girls are always right.

You’re probably thinking, “That’s ridiculous.” And you’d be right! But there are some guys out there who still feel this way. They believe that because a girl chooses to go out with them or hangs out with them more than once in a row, she must know what he likes better than he does.

And these guys have no idea how wrong they are! If you listen closely enough, you can hear their voices shaking as they bravely battle against those who would dare challenge their lady-friend’s taste in movies or music (even though they might not find these things all that interesting).

But let me say something: even if we didn’t understand this before—or maybe especially if we didn’t—we do now! And if there were ever any doubt about whether or not men appreciate women’s tastes in everything from food and clothing styles down through our entertainment choices… well… no longer!


Okay, this is a concise list of things guys struggle with. But it’s good to know that we’re not alone in our pain. We can’t wait until the day when all these struggles will be over, and life will be just fantastic!

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